Sporkypine

__ Sporkypine: __ Part 1 of 7.

I was racing through the woods at animal velocity, searching for a way out after a gruesome battle. Between myself and a hideous creature….. Mr Blob.

__ 2 Hours earlier: __ Thunder struck the ground. The sound was like a whip crackling the bark off of a tree which had just been skinned to the bone. The darkness had dawned on us when Mr Blob asked “where is the antidote!!! “ “I don’t have it” I lied “you do!!” he knew that I’d just finished drinking the antidote “aaarrrggghh” my body cried as it roared with pain. Spikes of adumantium flinted out of my bones like a dog’s coat. I was now covered in spikes as all the pain halted and sped off towards my glutious maximus I then heard the crunching pop of bones as a tail appeared at the end of my spinal cord. I was a dog/ wolf genetically upgraded to have a coat of adumantium flints instead of fur and a flinted tail with a ball of flints on the end of my dagger like tail.

I was some how bullet-proof and managed to beat every single last tinny einny mini last atom of living daylight out of Mr Blob until he was dead but you see he had been trying to inject the antidote inside of me but never succeeded and ultimately never will as he was dead. Mr Blob was a Jellatinian from earth (luckily) and was able to swap shapes from a fat man (Ronald McDonald) or a blobby jelly pink thing like a ditto (Pokémon reference) and had just been turned into mince meat.

So while mince meat was down I headed to the Amazonian forest…..